Co*kstand

Warning: I have not blogged about something like this before but for this entry, I have to put up an 18SX warning.

Finding friends online nowadays is easy. Filtering them is another matter. You may want to find someone whom you can talk about your days and any decent things normal friends talk about. From the numerous emails you received, probably about 60%-70% of them will be from people wanting sex relationship online or offline. Normally they'll be very up front of what they want, making it easier for people who's not interested to delete the email and never have to think about them anymore.

In the remaining balance, you'll have to filter again for people who might have similar intellectual level or higher, hoping for an interesting communication. After carefully doing the filtering, hoping you have the best of the best, sometimes you'll still missed one or two because they did not show their true colors early. In my case, I missed one and it is not as easy to just delete everything and forget because in some way, you have become friends. Anyway, with different expectations from one another, I don't see how the newly formed friendship will last.

We have advanced from email friends to SMS friends since I will be away for a long holiday with no internet access. We normally argue in our emails when discussing some topics and I like the idea that we can have an all out argument about our opinions and still remain as friends. I didn't remember what my SMS was but he replied back saying I gave him a co*kstand. I'm sure what I said has got no sexual innuendos in any way. I asked him what's the meaning of the word and his description gave me the shock of my life. Yikes!! I don't want 'this' kind of friends OK! He thought I was playing coy and one explanation leads to another and the conversation continues and I have a hard time convincing him I'm serious about sex after marriage. I think he is still not convinced.

Anyway, it's not often I was asked to have sex so I told the story to one of my best friend. She's married and she didn't blink an eye when I mentioned the word co*kstand so probably I'm the naive one until I told the story to another blogger friend and we had a very very interesting conversation :) I felt relieved I'm not the only one who didn't know the meaning of the word but what goes through her mind makes me rotfl hahaha... So the blurness to the meaning of the word could be due to our single status. For privacy reason, I've changed her YM ID to ms. x. Forgot to ask if I can use her name.

Below is our YM conversation. Translating it will make it loose its true meaning. If you don't understand, too bad. And I intentionally leave out the meaning of the word and did not put any relevant link. You have to find out by yourself.

ms. x (6:09:28 PM): u apa cerita?
sunf10wers (6:09:53 PM): takder citer apa
sunf10wers (6:09:59 PM): ada org ajak buat sex ahahaha...
ms. x (6:10:07 PM): hahaha
sunf10wers (6:10:32 PM): dia tak percaya 32 yrs old virgin exist
ms. x (6:11:34 PM): hhehehhe
ms. x (6:11:36 PM): lawak
sunf10wers (6:12:13 PM): terkejut beruk i bila dia explain apa itu co*kstand
sunf10wers (6:12:24 PM): percaya tak i tak tau makna co*kstand
ms. x (6:12:34 PM): apa tu?
sunf10wers (6:12:37 PM): i ingat membangga diri mcm ayam jantan gitu =))
ms. x (6:12:42 PM): hahahahahahhaha
sunf10wers (6:12:45 PM): oh bagusnyerrr...
ms. x (6:12:45 PM): apa dia tu???
sunf10wers (6:12:50 PM): ada org tak tau jugak ahahahaha....
sunf10wers (6:13:05 PM): ------- explanation censored-------
ms. x (6:13:10 PM): ooooooo
ms. x (6:13:16 PM): i thot tempat letak cock
ms. x (6:13:22 PM): cam mic stand tu
sunf10wers (6:13:22 PM): ahahaha...
ms. x (6:13:23 PM): hahahaha
sunf10wers (6:13:33 PM): this will definitely go into blog ok
ms. x (6:14:02 PM): hahahaa
sunf10wers (6:14:48 PM): u mean tmpt letak ayam jantan ker?
sunf10wers (6:14:52 PM): cock ayam jantan kan
ms. x (6:14:55 PM): tak
sunf10wers (6:14:57 PM): or u ingat shuttlecock
ms. x (6:15:05 PM): i thot kot mmg ada tpt utk letak cock (dick)
sunf10wers (6:15:14 PM): ahahaha....
ms. x (6:15:16 PM): mana tau, kot malas nak pegang
ms. x (6:15:18 PM): hahahaa
sunf10wers (6:15:23 PM): adoooiiii...
sunf10wers (6:15:30 PM): tu lagi i tak leh nak imagine
ms. x (6:15:34 PM): hahahahaa
ms. x (6:15:37 PM): utk org cacat je
sunf10wers (6:15:45 PM): =))