Thursday, June 23, 2005

Ad: Husband Wanted

Puteri dah ada calon so she proposed. Since I don't have one ('calon' that is), I might as well put up a "Husband Wanted" ad :)

HUSBAND WANTED!

No special skills required. Will train!


I'm not fussy about the 'hantaran". As long as you can come up with this (17" will do... drools) and don't have this (actually there's more but I'll let you know as I discover it), I'll accept your proposal hehehehe...

Why you should marry me?

- Some friends have said I look like these personalities. So, acceptable looking lah kan. Line perasan hehehe... (They are my good friends so they probably overlook my flaws).
- Tall and slim. I'm shrinking vertically and expanding horizontally but you don't have to know that :)
- I'm loyal. I can get testimonial if you like.
- I can cook... sikit-sikit. I'll not become an international chef but with practise I'm sure I can be reasonably good. No?
- I can give a good massage (but Mawi is too young for me heh). Refer here for relevance to Mawi.
- I like cleaning up the house from top to bottom.... once in a while. That means you'll get a clean house (once in a while) and I will not nag if you're messy like leaving the clothes whenever you feel it's convenient for you, papers strewn everywhere and yesterday's dishes in the sink to name a few
- Stable job; I do not depend on men for money so you don't have to be earning big bucks.
- I can handle intelligent conversation. I read blogs. There loads of information in blogs right?
- I'm resilient. Read this, this and this. This is a good quality to protect family and brave the challenges the world throws at us.
- I blog. Just imagine when we're 80 and surrounded with grandkids, we don't really have to repeat stories of our life to them. We can just say, "Go read nenek's blog". How cool can such grandparents be :) We don't even have to pay people to write our biographies. It's all in the blog.

But since I'll be spending most of my time appreciating my hantaran by blogging with it whenever I have free time, some of the things mentioned in the list above will be neglected. Read: Let's eat out or let's get a maid.

* hantaran - wedding gift

12 comments:

5xmom.com said...

Sue, oh Sue. This is so funny. Good luck!

BawangMerah said...

"Go read nenek's blog"

Heheh, now wont that be an eye opener. I realize now shutting down my blog was a really stupid idea

Acat said...

hehe. do update us with any respondents eh sue...

moo said...

Luckily I didn't drink water, otherwise will splash it on my 15.4 inch NB.

Can replace the 17" PB with 16 inch tire or not? :p

Puteri said...

oh my....lol!

zyrin said...

"Go read nenek's blog"

... that is, if nenek remembers where her blog is. or her screen name. or... hehehehehehe...

Anonymous said...

Wow.

This a new low.

Who'da thunk it that blogs will be used for such a purpose.

S.U.E said...

Lilian,

Thx :)

BawangMerah,

It's not too late to start again. I started late.

Acat,

Hehehe... none so far. They must've been taken back by the 17" 'thing' lol.

moo,

Are we talking about the same thing here?

Puteri,

hehehe...

zyrin,

letak blog as default page at browser so cucu senang nak cari hahaha...

Anonymous,

you can't seem to write proper english and can't differentiate between a serious and funny entry.

mystic said...

its so farnie...okaylah...but its a good idea tho...maybe i shd tiru ur cara to find the calon oso can??

Ogy Rosli said...

good luck sue !

kak g

S.U.E said...

mystic,

no problem as long as u link to the one who gives u idea. me lah kan ;)

kak g,

tQ hahaha...

Anonymous said...

Hantaran is wedding gift? Anyone can specifically explain what is hantaran? Is it use for wedding expense ? It is suppose to give to parents in law or wife?